not a blogger. a khaleesi.

katharine. 23. lazy student who wants to go to school forever anyway.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

(via daffodildreaming)

Welcome home bitches I hope you like barbecue #houseofhorrors #callthelandlord #notourdivision

Welcome home bitches I hope you like barbecue #houseofhorrors #callthelandlord #notourdivision

ringringhookaringring:

thestraggletag:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

(Source: seiphirai, via highfunctioningdarklordofall)

chatfish:

Regular is not a size. We do not sell regular coffees. Please don’t.

what’s worse is that everyone has a different idea of regular. i will present you with every option until you tell me what you actually want. 

(Source: unwinona, via fahrenhate451)

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

(via fahrenhate451)

not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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(via fahrenhate451)

aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

(via thewildstrawberry)

gang0fwolves:

westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

(via hannahheartshearts)

queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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(Source: cyberharpie, via captainameribooty)

Sexy Lamp song by Thundering Asteroids

kellysue:

Sexy Lamp Page one. Panel one.
All the tropes are getting held up.
My breasts or my backstory,
Let’s see which is more developed. I’m the character you’re writing.
The only one that’s female.
I feel like Smurfette.
I guess that makes you Gargamel. Don’t fridge me, bro.
I’m not a plot device…

(Source: thunderingasteroids.com)